t size=+2>"The ability to quote
is a serviceable substitute for wit."
���������������������������������������������������������������� - W. Somerset Maugham

"The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
������������������� under whose shade you do not expect to sit".
������������������������������������� ----Nelson Henderson

� "Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
��������������������������������������� ----Victor Borge



"Madness takes it's toll; please have exact change"
����������������������������������������������� ----Anon

"As scarce as truth is,
��������������� the supply has always been in excess of the demand."
������������������������������������������ ----Josh Billings



"If you're killed, you've lost a very important
��������������������������� part of your life."
����������������������������������������� ----Brooke Shields



"Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside.
�������� Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot� exhaust."
������������������������������������������ ----Karl Kraus



"There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em."
�������� - Louis Armstrong



�"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder,
���������������� a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
��������������������������������������� ----Albert Einstein



�"Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs:
����������������������� He alone suffers so deeply
��������������������������� that he had to invent laughter."
�������������������������� ----Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

"I haven't failed,
��������������������� I've found 10,000 ways that don't work."
��������������������������������������� ----Thomas Edison

"Even if I knew that tomorrow
����� the world would go pieces, I would still plant my apple tree."
������������������������� ----Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Those that can give up essential liberty
��������������������� to obtain a little temporary safety
������������������������ deserve neither liberty nor safety."
���������������������������������������� ----Ben Franklin

"Be sure you put your feet in the right place,
����������������������������������� then stand firm"
������������������������������������ ----Abraham Lincoln



"Children are like wet cement;
����������������������� whatever falls on them makes an impression."
�������������������������������������� ----Haim Ginott



"I will persist until I succeed.'
��� "Always will I take another step. If that is of no avail
I will take another, and yet another.

�� In truth, one step at a time is not too difficult....
I know that small attempts, repeated,
������������������� will complete any undertaking."
���������������������������������� ----Og Mandino



"We must believe the things
�������������������������� We teach our children"
������������������������������������� ---- Woodrow Wilson

��������������� "I am not young enough to know everthing."
������������������������������������ ---- James M. Barri

"A little rebellion now and then Is a good thing."
�������������������������������� ---- Thomas Jefferson

"Facts do not cease to exist
������������������������� Because they are ignored."
����������������������������������� ---- Aldous Huxley



"The shortest way to do many things
��������������������� Is to do only one thing at once. "
������������������������������������ ---- Samuel Smiles

"Our faith comes in moments;
��������������������������� Our vice is habitual."
������������������������������� ---- Ralph Waldo Emerson



"It is far easier to start something
������������������������� Than it is to finish it."
������������������������������������� ---- Amelia Earhart



"As far as the laws of mathematics
����������������������������� Refer to reality,
���������������������������� They are not certain;
������������������������ As far as they are certain,
������������������������ They do not refer to reality."
����������������������������������� ---- Albert Einstein



"Be open to all teachers
���������������������������� And all teachings,
����������������������������������� And listen with your heart."
�������������������������������������������� ---- Ram Dass



"The teacher is within,
��������������������������� So you have to learn to be still.
���������������������������� You have to live your life
������������������������������� So that you are listening within
�������������������������������� No matter what you are doing."
�������������������������������������� ---- Bartholomew

"The need is to recognize that
�������������������������� The patient is the healer,
�������������������������������� Not the doctor."
���������������������������������� ---- Norman Cousins

�"When you feel you can only communicate
������������������ With other entities in physical bodies,
������������������������ You have cut yourself off
���������������������� From a powerful source of inner guidance."
���������������������������������� ---- Bartholomew



"Relinquishing control is the ultimate
������������������������� Challenge of the Spiritual Warrior."
������������������������������ ---- The Book of Runes



"Intuition is perception
����������������������������� Beyond the physical senses
������������������������������� That is meant to assist you."
��������������������������������������� ---- Gary Zukav



"The art of progress is to preserve order amid change
������������������������ And to preserve change amid order."
������������������������������� ---- A. N. Whitehead

"If we take care of the inches
������������������������ We will not have to worry about the miles."
��������������������������������������������������� ---- Hartley Coleridge

"We don't have time not to have time."
������������������������������ ----Gary Burke

"If you do not find peace within yourself
������������������ You will never find it anywhere else."
�������������������������������������� ---- Paula Bendry

"Great men are they who see that spiritual
���������������������� Is stronger than any material force,
���������������������������� That thoughts rule the world."
����������������������������� ---- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"When spring comes the grass grows by itself."
���������������������������������������� ---- The Tao

"When I grow up I want to be a child."
����������������������������������������� ---- Dick H.

"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished
������������������������ by people not smart enough to
������������������������ know they were impossible."
���������������������������������������������� ----Unknown

"A thought is energy
������������������������� That has been shaped by consciousness."
����������������������������������� ---- Gary Zukav

"Almost anything that you do will be insignificant,
����������������� But it is very important that you do it."
������������������������������� ---- Mohandas Gandhi

"Often the wisdom of the body
����������������������� Clarifies the despair of the spirit."
�������������������������������� ---- Marion Woodman

�"The newest computer can merely compound, at speed,
����������� The oldest problem in relations between human beings,
�������������������� And in the end, the communicator
���������������������� will be confronted with The old problem,
�������������������� of what to say and how to say it.
������������������������������� ---- Edward R. Murrow

�"Gardening is an active participation in
�������������������� The deepest mysteries of the universe."
���������������������������������� ---- Thomas Berry

�"It is not because things are difficult
��������������������������� that we do not dare;
��������������������������� It is because we do not dare
������������������������ that they are difficult."
��������������������������������������� ----Seneca

"In a way, we are all just renting.
�������������������� No man owns this Earth we're on."
��������������������������������������� ----Grant Wickham

"Appreciation is a wonderful thing;
�������������������������� It makes what is excellent in others
���������������������������� Belong to us as well."
����������������������������������� ---- Voltaire

�"A liberal is a man too broadminded
to take his own side in a quarrel."
�������������������������������������������� ----Robert Frost



"If what we regard as real depends on our theory, how can we make
� reality the basis of our philosophy?� -Stephen Hawking



"Life is too important to take seriously."
������������������������������������������� ----Corky Siegel



"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
�������������� I'll never see a tree at all."
�������������������������������������������� ----Ogden Nash

"If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?"
������������������������ ----Harry Shearer

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
����� And I am Marie of Roumania."
������������������������������������������ ----Dorothy Parker

"The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that
he really is very good,
in spite of all the people who say he is very good."
�������� ----Robert Graves

"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever"
�������������������������������������������� ----Anonymous

"A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends."
----Baltasar Gracian

"There are children playing in the street who could solve some of my top problems in physics,
� because they have modes of sensory perception
that I lost long ago."
��� - Robert Oppenheimer

"As for me, except for an occasional heart attack,
I feel as young as I ever did."
���������������� ----Robert Benchley (1889-1945)

"There are worse things in life than death.
Have you ever spent an evening
���������������������� with an insurance salesman?"
������������������������������������������� ----Woody Allen

"A good deed never goes unpunished."
�������������������������������������������� ----Gore Vidal

"For every action there is an equal and opposite government program."
�������������������������������������������� ----Bob Wells

�"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
������������������������������������������ ----Aldous Huxley

�"Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."
�������������������������������������������� ----Karl Marx

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work...
I want to achieve it through not dying."
������������������ ----Woody Allen

�"An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a
��������� cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup."
������������������������������������ ----H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)

�"Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?"
������������������������������������������� ----Artemus Ward

�"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."
----Wendell Johnson

�"It is easier to stay out than get out."
������������������������������������������� ----Mark Twain

"There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country.
The trouble is they cost a quarter.
� What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel."
�----Franklin P. Adams

"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor
��� to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread."
������������������������������������������ ----Anatole France

"It is true that I was born in Iowa,
but I can't speak for my twin sister."
������������������ ----Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby)

"A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't."
��������������������������������������������� ----Unknown

�"I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
����������������������������������������� ----Jerome K. Jerome

"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody."
���������������������������������������� ----Benjamin Franklin

"The universe is wider than our views of it." - Henry David Thoreau

"There is no better soporific and sedative than skepticism." -Nietzche

"All truth passes through three stages: First, it is ridiculed; Second,
� it is violently opposed; and Third, it is accepted as self-evident."
��� - Arthur Schopenhauer

"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age
����������������������������� brings wisdom."
������������������������������������������� ----H. L. Mencken

"Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly."
������������������������������������������ ----Simeon Strunsky

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
���������������������������� every six months."
�������������������������������������������� ----Oscar Wilde

"In America any boy may become President
and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes."
������������������� ----Adlai Stevenson

"If I had to live my life again,
I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."
����������������� ----Tallulah Bankhead (1903-1968)

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line
between sanity and madness gotten finer?"
���������������� ----George Price

"The average man, who does not know what to do with his life,
wants another one which will last forever."
����������� ----Anatole France

"Cigarette smoking is a major cause of statistics."
������������������������������������ ----Message in fortune cookie

"The philosophies of one age have become the absurdities of the next,
� and the foolishness of yesterday has become the wisdom of tomorrow."
�� - Sir William Osler

"One thing I have learned in a long life: that all our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike -
�� and yet it is the most precious thing we have."
���� - Einstein

�"We do not understand much of anything, from... the "big bang" , all the way down to the particles in the atoms of a bacterial cell.
��� We have a wilderness of mystery to make our way through
�� in the centuries ahead."
����� -Lewis Thomas

�"I love fools' experiments, I am always making them."� - Darwin

"It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people.
The good ones slept better..
����������������� while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more."
������������������������������������������� ----Woody Allen

"The ideas I stand for are not mine.
���������������������� I borrowed them from Socrates.
��������������������� I swiped them from Chesterfield.
������������������������� I stole them from Jesus.
����������� If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?"
���������������������������������� ----Dale Carnegie

�Of all of the people, who's work, or quotes, or novels, I have read, some favorites stand out. Sometimes, the fascination, is the person.
�� Sometimes, it is the work, by an unknown, that catches my fancy.
����� Of all of my favorites, (John, and Bobby Kennedy,
�� Thoreau, Mark Twain, "Anonymous", and many, many others),
�� ALBERT EINSTEIN, has to be among my top favorites. He
�was an intellectual contrast of a man. Sometimes deeply Religious, (in his way), and insightful. Sometimes angry at questions posed,
���� which he felt compelled to answer, (letters from children,
� like; Do Scientists Pray?). Often disdainful, of Mankind in general.
�Whatever he really was, one thing is certain,
����� he was interesting.
������ The following are all his.

"When a blind beetle crawls over the surface of the globe, he doesn't
�� realize that the track he has covered is curved. I was lucky enough to have spotted it."

"Few are those who see with their own eyes
and feel with their own hearts."

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
It is the source of all true art and science.
� He to whom this emotion is a stranger,
�� who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe,
is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."

������� Quoted on pg. 289 of Adventures of a Mathematician,
��� by S. M. Ulam(Charles Scribner's Sons, New York, 1976).
�� Apparently these words also occur somewhere in
What I Believe(1930).

"I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive."

"It's not that I'm so smart , it's just that I stay with problems longer"

�"If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber."

�"If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician.
I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music.
�� I see my life in terms of music.... I get most joy in life out of music."

��� "What Life Means to Einstein:
� An Interview by George Sylvester Viereck," for the October 26, 1929 issue of The Saturday Evening Post.

�"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge.
����� Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

� "What Life Means to Einstein:
An Interview by George Sylvester Viereck,"
������� for the October 26, 1929 issue of The Saturday Evening Post.

"I want to know God's thoughts,..... the rest are details.."

"My life is a simple thing that would interest no one. It is a known fact that I was born
and that is all that is necessary."

"As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue."

This is a story I heard as a freshman at the University of Utah when Dr. Henry Eyring was still teaching chemistry there.
�� Many years before he and Dr. Einstein were colleagues.
����� As they walked together they noted an unusual plant
�� growing along a garden walk. Dr. Eyring asked Dr. Einstein
���� if he knew what the plant was. Einstein did not, and together they
�consulted a gardener. The gardener indicated the plant was green beans and forever afterwards
�� Eyring said Einstein didn't know beans .
I heard this second hand
� and I don't know if the story has ever been published...
-S K Franz-

"When I examine myself and my methods of thought,
I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy
� has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing
�������������������������� positive knowledge."

"True religion is real living; living with all one's soul,
with all one's goodness and righteousness."

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind."
������ _Science, Philosophy and Religion: a Symposium_ (1941) ch. 13

"I cannot believe that God
would choose to play dice with the universe."
��������������������������� or sometimes quoted as
�������������� "God does not play dice with the universe."

"When the solution is simple, God is answering."

"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his
�creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own --
a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty.
���� Neither can I believe that the
�� individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms."
���� [Albert Einstein, obituary in New York Times, 19 April 1955]



















OPERATION BLACK FLAG P.O.W. TRIBUTE SITE
IN YOUR HONOR VETERANS TRIBUTE SITE
VIETNAM VETERANS SITE VIETNAM VETERANS SITE
MICHAEL MOORE,... NEED I SAY MOORE? THIS GUY IS A TRUE AMERICAN
POLLY KLASS ORGANIZATION TERRIFIC, RESOURCEFUL, TRIBUTE SITE
AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 CLICKS LIVE CAMERAS AROUND THE WORLD
BLUE MOUNTAIN E-CARDS NO KIDDING,... A CARD FOR ANY OCCASION
DAILY MOMENT OF ZEN 2 TUGS AT THE HEART,... PAWS AT THE MIND
DAILY MOMENT OF ZEN 3 CAN YOU GET TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING?
DAILY MOMENT OF ZEN 4 APPARENTLY I HAD MORE TO SAY,...
DAILY MOMENT OF ZEN 5 SYMPOSIUM ON BIO-ETHICS
ANGEL ASHLEYS A KIND SOUL, SHOOT FOR HER AWARDS!
MARKS "WACKY" WORLD OF WONDERS GOOD LINKS, INTERESTING SITE
Billy Jack (Tom Laughlin & Delores Taylor) Chat, and hear the ordeal of filming Billy Jack
C/NET DOWNLOAD SITE NEEDS MORE MAC DOWNLOADS, BUT,...
MACPRONEWS GREAT MAC RESOURCE SITE
MACLINK IF YOU OWN A MAC BOOKMARK THIS SITE !
THE UNOFFICIAL SIMPSONS SITE UN-OFFICIAL??,........... D'OH!!
THE ULTIMATE SIMPSONS SITE ULTIMATE,.... AAUUCCKKKK,....(DROOL)
KRUSTYS HOME PAGE HEY,..HEY KIDS !!
THE SIMPSONS CHANNEL YOU DON'T NEED RABBIT EARS TO GET THIS
THE DEATH CLOCK ,... YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW,...??
HACKS HOMEPAGE FRIENDS SITE 4 STARS
































































S*]*x**
/body>